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March 28, 2008

some recent articles

Essays/articles/features:
Fun, Money, Dolphins, profile of Jake Szufnarowksi (Village Voice)
Glossed in Translation, interview with Michel Gondry (Paste)
Metaphors, memories, and miscellany from South by Southwest (Indy Week)
The Heady /Poetry/ *Of* Paul Siegell (Paste)
Getting A Head On At Umass, on a conference of Deadhead scholars (Relix)

Live:
Akron/Family at Maxwell's, 5 March 2008 (Village Voice blog)
The Mountain Goats at Webster Hall, 18 March 2008 (Village Voice blog)
Rutlemania at the Gramercy, 27 March 2008 (Village Voice blog)

Albums:
Consolers of the Lonely - The Raconteurs (Paste)
Heretic Pride - The Mountain Goats (Paste)
Exercises in Futility - Marc Ribot (JamBands.com)
Invisible Baby - Marco Benevento (JamBands.com)
Indie Weirdo Round-Up, featuring: Animal Collective, Blitzen Trapper, Yamataka Eye, Sun City Girls, Disco Not Disco (JamBands.com)
Indie Weirdo Round-Up, featuring: Eugene Chadbourne/Jimmy Carl Black/Pat Thomas, Cornelius, Jeffrey Lewis, Megafaun, Pete Seeger (JamBands.com)

Songs:
"Anagram" - Ecstatic Sunshine (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Drops in the River" - Fleet Foxes (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Deception Island Optimists Club" - Laura Barrett (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Hold in the Light" - The Weird Weeds (PaperThinWalls.com)

Movie:
Great World of Sound (Paste)

Columns & misc.:
Georgie in the Sky, fiction (False)
BRAIN TUBA: These Guys Are From England and Who Gives A Shit? (JamBands.com)
BRAIN TUBA: Three Thoughts on Love and Hate (JamBands.com)
BRAIN TUBA: War on War, parts 14-15 (JamBands.com)

Print:
o Paste #40 (Michael Jackson's Glove cover): charticle on Why?/Lyrics Born; album reviews of the Mountain Goats and Jim White, DVD reviews of Pete Seeger, the Holy Modal Rounders, Great World of Sound; book review of Jumbo
o Paste #41 (Gnarls Barkley cover): features on Jon Hurwitz & Hayden Schlossberg, Paul Siegell; album reviews of Tapes 'n' Tapes, the Black Keys, Lee "Scratch" Perry; Cuts and Paste singles column; movie review of Shine A Light

o April/May Relix (Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood cover): album reviews of Howlin Rain, Man Man, DeVotchKa, Colin Meloy; DVD reviews of The Trips Festival, Super High Me; book reviews of Downbeat's Miles Davis Reader, Howard Mandel's Miles, Ornette, and Cecil, and John Darnielle's Master of Reality.

o January/February Hear/Say (Amy Winehouse cover): album reviews of Vampire Weekend and the Steve Reid Ensemble.
o March Hear/Say (Avril Lavigne cover): album reviews of Why? and Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks

o Signal To Noise #49 (Diamanda Galás cover): album reviews of Phish and Beck

March 27, 2008

these guys are from england & who gives a shit?

"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" - The Black Crowes (download) (buy)
"Mixed Emotions" - The Black Crowes (download) (buy)

Yeah, as usual, it's gauche to repost, but I'm doing it anyway.

These Guys Are From England and Who Gives a Shit?

Recently, Maxim editors caused a kerfuffle when they ran a review -- credited to David Peisner -- of Warpaint, the 17th and newest album by reunited British rock band the Black Crowes, without actually listening to it. Peisner said he wrote an album preview that was given a star rating, presumably rewritten, and made into a review by editors, which is understandable, given how big magazines sometimes operate. But the problem, of course, wasn't that Maxim didn't actually have a copy of the album to review, but that they didn't do more with the opportunity. After all, it's a well-known fact that reviewers don't actually listen to the music they write about. Who can really listen to an album until he's heard it at least 232 times, anyway?

"Now that they’re legitimately grizzled, they sound pretty much like they always have: boozy, competent, and in slavish debt to the Stones, the Allmans, and the Faces," Peisner wrote, not saying remotely new or, in fact, justifying its existence on a thin, dyed slab of environmentally disasterous treemeat. That Crowes lead singer Jumpin' Jack Robinson called for Pesiner's head on a gilded spittoon should maybe not be surprising, given the zombie-related rumors about the Robinson brothers' falling out after brother Jimmy ate a groupie's brain.

But it's still disappointing that the Crowes bothered to call for an apology at all, especially given their repeated and obvious yearnings for '70s rock culture, when their beloved Creem magazine was stocked with writers like Richard Meltzer who (in his own words) would "throw chicken bones at some annoying singer at the Bitter End, review (harshly) albums I'd obviously never listen to (or concerts I'd never attended), reverse the word sequence of a text to make it read backwards (or delete, for no particular reason, every fourth word)."

It's a testament to the age not that Maxim would be shamed into apologizing for their behavior, but that they were so dreadfully goddamn boring in their fabrication. I am sure with fairly unflagging certainty that Peisner or whatever editor signed Peisner's name to it was completely correct in his assessment of the Crowes' music. In a way, the band is equally correct in their refusal to send out advance records to review, and not merely because they are trying to foil piracy. The Black Crowes are at the point in their career -- some 28 albums, 32 labels, 13 ex-drummers/bassists, etc., in -- that they're not going to change, and will continue to make exactly the same kind of music they always have, regardless of whether or not some rock writer makes up some crap about a band he clearly doesn't care about.

In other words, anybody likely to have a position on the Black Crowes already has a position on the Black Crowes -- save, of course, some 14 year old kid somewhere who is hearing about them for the first time, simply because there comes a time in every dude's life when he discovers that bands can somehow make hefty livings by mimicking classic rock and that this music may or may not be to his taste. For that reason alone, Maxim should take their job a little more seriously. Clearly, trying to publish for a broad audience hasn't made their writing any more interesting, so why not occasionally hone in on one as finite as possible? In these Wikified, shark-jumping times, rumors circulate as fast and furious through the cultural ecosystems as they ever did -- and, certainly, people should do everything their power to fight misinformation -- but we're talking only about the Black Crowes here.

Really, Maxim screwed up a golden opportunity. Clearly, they felt their reading audience -- as potential consumers of the Warpaint product -- required information about the album. Instead of using the fact that they couldn't hear it as a springboard to highlight the absurdity of perpetual hype machines, advertising dollars, demographics, '70s nostalgia, and semi-pompous rock stars who dress like an Australian's worst nightmare, they just propagated the absurdity of a system that allows brain eaters like the Robinson brothers to have maintained a nearly five decade long career.

March 13, 2008

south by southyourmom blogging

I'm blogging a bit this week for Raleigh's Independent Weekly. (My posts found here.)

January 25, 2008

some recent articles

Essays/articles/features:
Field of Schemes, on the Mitchell Report (Village Voice)
Interview with Walk Hard director Jake Kasdan (Paste)
Anthology Recordings Brings Forgotten Music To The Web (PaperThinWalls.com)
Pazz and Jop 2007: ballot, comments
Idolator 2007: Ballot & Comments (Idolator.com)

Live reviews:
Yo La Tengo at Maxwell's, 4-11 December 2007 (Village Voice blog)
Yo La Tengo at Maxwell's, 8 December 2007 (Relix)
Phil Kline's Unsilent Night, 15 December 2007 (Village Voice blog)
Smokey Hormel's Roundup at Sunny's, 23 January 2008 (Village Voice blog)

Album reviews:
Jukebox - Cat Power & Ask Forgiveness EP - Bonnie "Prince" Billy (Paste)
I'm Not There OST - various (Relix)
Give Thanks to Chank - Col. Bruce Hampton & the Quark Alliance (JamBands.com)
White Moth - Xavier Rudd (Paste)

Track review:
"Heimdalsgate Like A Promethean Curse" - Of Montreal (PaperThinWalls.com)

Movie reviews:
Redacted (Paste)
Starting Out in the Evening (Paste)

Columns:
BRAIN TUBA: The Bohemians (JamBands.com)
BRAIN TUBA: War on War, parts 14-15 (JamBands.com)

In print:
o Paste #39 (Art House Powerhouse cover): feature on Michel Gondry, blurblet on Todd Haynes' Superstar, album reviews of Cat Power, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, La Belle Epoque compilation, movie review of City of Men
o February/March Relix (Black Crowes cover): features on Ween and Unbroken Chain symposium, live review of Yo La Tengo, album reviews of North Mississippi AllStars, Zox, Grateful Dead, book review of Will Hodgkinson.
o Signal To Noise #48 (Devendra Banhart cover): album review of A Hawk and a Hacksaw & the Hun Hangar Ensemble, Os Mutantes
o December Hear/Say (Angels & Airwaves cover): album review of Michael Showalter

Plus, "Ghost Stories" (from Paste #33) made Short End Magazine's "40 Film-Journalism Must-Reads & Sees of 2007."

January 24, 2008

pazz & jop 2007

Ballots for the Village Voice's annual Pazz & Jop poll were posted today. Mine is here. My full comments are below:

The other night Sancho and I were toasting the arrival of the Huns. His belief about the record industry's collapse, which I support, is that it is wonderful that nobody can make a living playing music anymore, because then only people who really give a shit will try. I like it because it reaffirms the fact that everybody, it seems, does it anyway.

Granted, I write about music, and do so in Brooklyn, taboot, but I am optimistic that the glut is not local. I will have Sancho confirm this upon his annual return to Santo Domingo next week, but really, it seems that music is ephemeral again. The corporate bloodlettings -- which greatly please Sancho's North American Zoroastrian urges -- are the final sign that the technologies for production and consumption are virtually interchangeable, a decidedly pre-modern balance.

Coupled with the pervasive and overwhelming data smog, one might even read the omnipresent desire to write/record/edit/curate music as culturally bred defense mechanism. Territorial pissing, more or less. Bodily fluids being what they are, this -- needless to say -- only exacerbates the issue. What is uncanny, though, are all the specific ways that music can make itself cut through, well, the crap. Sometimes it's at least pretend-innovative, other times plain as day.

Released on a circular disc and judged strictly on its sonic youth, Radiohead's In Rainbows would likely have been greeted as a songy disc by blokes reaching middle age. By selling it through ice cream trucks as they have, though, Radiohead has added a layer of (at least) temporary meaning to their work -- ideally enough to get a listener listening long enough to really give the music a fair shake. (Which it's worth. Really.)

Wilco (to use another example from the dwindling set of shared references) took a tried and true route: make it as plum pleasing as possible. Sancho thinks Jeff Tweedy is a stone shark-jumper (but that's okay: more blood, potentially), though the shimmering guitars and dulcet tones of Sky Blue Sky wooed me endlessly.

There was just something I liked about the way it sounded, and couldn't get enough of it for a while. Does that make it good? Dunno. I couldn't really tell you what the songs are about, or even how I necessarily relate to anything beyond one or two lines, or -- when it comes down to it -- why I still consider it great even though I actually deleted the second half of the album from my iPod, cut out a plodding jam, substituted a live version of "What Light" and added some B-sides. Even with all of that, it holds up as a vessel, floating.

My enjoyment of the album is totally abetted by technology and its resultant lesson: the notion that music isn't sacred. And it's not even necessarily made by people with cool haircuts, righteous attitudes, or business sense. In the case of the latter, it sometimes just takes 40 years to reach who it needs to reach. Discovered anew, everything sounds current. Sometimes, everything current sounds old -- like Vampire Weekend, who (on first listen) already sound like a band sucked into the hype grinder and spat out. I kind of hate myself for liking them. Sancho probably just hates them, though he's got some theories about that, too.

"Start a blog," I said.

"Bite me," he said. "Then I'd have to write."

November 29, 2007

some recent articles

Features:
Planet Waves: The Sublime Frequencies label hunts down the world's elusive soundtracks (PaperThinWalls.com)
The Kite Runner: Marc Forster Flies Kites (Paste)

Film reviews:
No Country For Old Men (Paste)
Romance & Cigarettes (Paste)

Track review:
"Yo Yo Bye Bye" - Dump (PaperThinWalls.com)

Album reviews:
Indie Weirdo Round-Up, featuring: Akron/Family, Black Dice, Robert Wyatt, Sublime Frequencies, Darjeeling Limited ST (JamBands.com)

Live review:
Sun Ra Arkestra at the Iridium, 1 November 2007

Column:
BRAIN TUBA: An Academic Explanation of the Jamband Moment (Minus Footnotes and, y'know, Proof)

Only in print:
Paste #38 (The National cover): Todd Haynes/I'm Not There feature, Marjane Satrapi/Persepolis feature, Cuts and Paste singles column, film reviews of Redacted and Starting Out in the Evening, year-end blurblets on The Darjeeling Limited, Persepolis, Margot at the Wedding, Ghosts of Cité Soleil, preview blurblet on Be Kind Rewind.
December/January Relix (Beastie Boys cover): album reviews of I'm Not There OST, Os Mutantes, The Dragons; DVD reviews of Help! and Bob Dylan: The Other Side of the Mirror

Not quite print/not quite web:
several reviews -- possibly/probably including CD reviews of Woody Guthrie and the Akron/Family and a book review of Noise/Music: A History -- are in Relix's digital-only October issue. Registration and proprietary format load-time patience required. (I don't have the latter.) No direct URLs, blech.

November 1, 2007

some recent articles.

Feature:
Dragon the Line: The mystic in Dragons of Zynth walk into the light (PaperThinWalls.com)

Album review:
In Rainbows - Radiohead (JamBands.com)

Track review:
"Never Found" - Johnny Lunchbreak (PaperThinWalls.com)

Live reviews:
Devendra Banhart at Grand Ballroom, 27 September 2007
Akron/Family at the Bowery Ballroom, 30 September 2007
Animal Collective at Webster Hall, 1 October 2007

Column:
BRAIN TUBA: Revolution is a Feeling

Only in print:
Paste #37 (Ryan Adams cover): feature on Marc Forster/The Kite Runner, film review of No Country For Old Men
November Relix (Tool cover): album reviews of Ween, Akron/Family, Iron and Wine, The Fiery Furnaces, and Devendra Banhart; book reviews of Oliver Sacks and Best Music Writing 2007.
October Hear/Say (KT Tunstall cover): album reviews of the Octopus Project and Mum.

October 9, 2007

highlights reel

(An ongoing collection of personal faves, etc..)

Features/Profiles/Interviews:
Reed and Right, Lou Reed profile (London Times, 7/04)
Passing the Turing Test With Brian Wilson (unpublished, 12/05)
Happier In Hoboken, Yo La Tengo profile (Paste, 4/05)
The Penguin is Mightier Than The Sword, Berkeley Breathed profile (Salon.com, 11/03)
Trey Anastasio's Empty House (unpublished, 8/06)
Circuit Bending Lets Old Toys Play Tunes (Associated Press, 4/06)
CBGB Closes (Associated Press, 10/06) (audio report, photos by Jack Chester)
Turning the Kleig Lights Around, Mountain Goats profile (Paste, 6/05)
Nobody Expects the Cricket, Glenn Kotche profile (Signal To Noise, summer 2006)
Smile!, Elephant 6 feature (Signal To Noise, summer 2002)
Unleash the Love!, Mike Love profile (Times Herald-Record, 4/06)
E-Pro, or Why We Shouldn't Be Mad at Beck for Being A Scientologist (Pop Matters, 12/05)

Albums:
Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer? - Of Montreal (Paste, 1/07)
Her Majesty, The Decmberists - The Decemberists (Salon.com, 9/03)
Feels - Animal Collective (Paste, 1/06)
An Open Letter to My Friend Chris Regarding the Mountain Goats' We Shall All Be Healed (Pop Matters, 2/04)
Americana: Home Recordings - Jim Croce (San Diego Fahrenheit, 12/03)

Tracks:
"Suffer For Fashion" - Of Montreal (Paper Thin Walls, 12/06)
"Boy With A Coin" - Iron and Wine (Paper Thin Walls, 9/07)

Books:
Phil Spector & Brian Wilson bios (London Times, 4/07)
Spook Country by William Gibson (Paste, 8/07)
Black Swan Green by David Mitchell (Paste, 5/06)

Live:
The Dead at Red Rocks (JamBands.com, 8/03)
Bustle In Your Hedgerow at the Rocks Off Boat Cruise (JamBands.com, 8/06)
Paul McCartney at Madison Square Garden (JamBands.com, 10/05)
Bob Dylan at Sunfest (5/03, JamBands.com)

Hippie:
A Recent Rap With Jerry Garcia (Perfect Sound Forever, 2/06)
America On-Line (Dave Matthews Band in Central Park) (unpublished, 9/03)
Phish at Coventry (JamBands.com, 8/04)
Throwing Down With the Upper Crust, Jerry Garcia guitar auction (JamBands.com, 5/02)

Misc.:
The Multiplex Dreams of Bollywood (San Diego Fahrenheit, 8/03)
Searching For The Next Little Thing, a trip to the Consumer Electronics Show (unpublished, 1/06)
HST (VegasTripping.com, 3/05)

September 24, 2007

some recent articles.

Book review:
Spook Country - William Gibson (Paste)

Album reviews:
I'll Follow You - Oakley Hall (Paste)
Indie Weirdo Round-Up, featuring: Caribou, Nels Cline Singers, Dr. Delay, Marissa Nadler, Odd Nosdam (JamBands.com)
Indie Weirdo Round-Up, featuring: Bishop Allen, Sir Richard Bishop, Diplo, Kamikaze Ground Crew, Patton Oswalt, Brazil 70 comp. (JamBands.com)

Track reviews:
"Boy With A Coin" - Iron and Wine (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Phenomena" - Akron/Family (PaperThinWalls.com)
"No Dreams" - Oakley Hall (PaperThinWalls.com)
"I Used To Try" - Nancy Elizabeth (PaperThinWalls.com)

Live reviews:
Bob Dylan at Jones Beach, 29 June 2007
Os Mutantes at Rose Hall, 17 July 2007

Columns & misc.:
Georgie in the Sky, wunderkammern27.com microfiction
BRAIN TUBA: i is in ur ipod listening to ur spams (JamBands.com)
BRAIN TUBA: The Infinite Improbability of the Boognish (JamBands.com)
Only in print:
Paste #36 (Iron and Wine cover): album review of Oakley Hall; film review of Romance & Cigarettes; DVD review of Yo La Tengo/Jean Painlevé
September/October Relix (Ben Harper cover): album reviews of Thurston Moore, Sir Richard Bishop, The Sadies.

July 26, 2007

some recent articles.

Features:
"The Multiplex Dreams of Bollywood" (San Diego Fahrenheit, 2003, via wunderkammern27.com)

Album reviews:
Twelve - Patti Smith (Paste #31)
The Horseshoe Curve - Trey Anastasio (JamBands.com)
Americana: Home Recordings - Jim Croce (San Diego Fahrenheit, via wunderkammern27.com)

Track reviews:
"Rain" - Bishop Allen (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Tripper" - Le Rug (PaperThinWalls.com)

Columns and misc.:
BRAIN TUBA: Happenstance Overthrown (fiction, JamBands.com)

Only in print:
Paste #34 (White Stripes cover): book review of William Gibson; album reviews of Young Galaxy, Xavier Rudd, Great Northern, the Grateful Dead; film review of Rocket Science
August Relix (String Cheese Incident cover): album reviews of Architecture in Helsinki, Mushroom, Love is the Song We Sing box set, Sonic Youth; book review of 33 1/3: Daydream Nation; DVD review of the Flaming Lips.
June/July Hear/Say (festivals cover): reviews of Hallelujah the Hills and the Thieves of Kailua

July 13, 2007

from the archives: jim croce's americana: home recordings

from San Diego Fahrenheit, circa winter 2003:

Americana: Home Recordings - Jim Croce (Shout! Factory)

A roommate of mine once told me of an opulent summer week he spent sailing around a vast lake on a private yacht. Every day, he said, they would drink white wine on the deck, dive off the sides, and float in tubes on the cool water. At night, they would go ashore via a tricked-out speedboat for parties on sprawling waterfront estates, returning to the ship to stare dizzily at the milky stars and enjoy the warmth of their drunkenness. The soundtrack for their unassuming debauchery - and the only thing preventing it from entering F. Scott Fitzgerald's world of idle rich - was a collection of lite-folkie Jim Croce's Greatest Hits. "It was," my friend frequently insisted, "perfect," as if that circumstance alone is what made his vacation transcend to the sublime.

The belly-filling warmth my roommate felt is present in spades on Americana: Home Recordings, a collection of kitchen table folk and country covers recorded before Croce's career took off. They are songs of hard-luck hoboes and fallen working class heroes -- the same stuff of Willie Nelson's compatible (and heartbreaking) Crazy Sessions. But, where Nelson's voice is pure ache, there is a lingering optimism in Croce's, even in jailhouse laments like "The Wall." That difference is what makes Nelson's music appropriate for lonely barroom nights and Croce's appropriate for giddy boating excursions.

In a way, it is the purest realization of depressing folk music as entertainment. Croce is an easy-going pop singer born in an age of acoustic troubadours, his vocals retaining a deftly mechanical sense of momentum while remaining impossibly laid back. It's the kind of voice that makes one feel like a man of action despite lazing idly on a yacht, projecting movement upon silent canvases of stillness, vapidness turning to golden magnificence.

July 11, 2007

from the archives: the multiplex dreams of bollywood

from San Diego Fahrenheit, circa summer 2003:

The Multiplex Dreams of Bollywood
by Jesse Jarnow

"These seats are real comfy," my friend whispered as exotic birds fluttered floridly across the movie screen and landed.

"Yeah," I giggled. "It's almost like they want you to stay."

We were somewhere in the middle of Winged Migration, a low-grade Disney-style nature flick, in the fourth theater on the third floor of the local multiplex which featured - give or take - 20 or so inexorable looking pieces of shit. But, despite the theater's dubious quality, they also possessed a refreshing lack of security, coupled with labyrinthine system of escalators and a pair of unwatched smoking decks. It was an unbeatable deal: for $10 one could construct his own Indian-style multi-hour epic replete with sweeping drama, garish dance sequences, and - hell - even a mutant slasher or two. So we did.

From the anthropomorphic goodness of Winged Migration, we dropped into some previews. If Winged Migration was an abstract tune-up, then the previews were an overture. They acted as a series of condensed plot arcs, keynotes for the dramatic themes to be explored later. Under The Tuscan Sun (chick flick), Cat In The Hat (future cult-favorite dark horse), and Brother Bear (a Disney cartoon with a puzzling appearance by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas reprising the McKenzie Brothers in the form of a pair of talking moose), attuned us as viewers to the range of emotions we would likely be expected to feel later.

Then, a dash into the thick of it, to the movie we had actually bought tickets for, the 9:20 show of Spy Kids 3D. As I turned to survey the theater, I realized the other viewers had actual 3D glasses. "Yeah, it's in 3D," my friend confirmed, noting my puzzlement.

"Well, why don't we get some?"

We zipped down the escalator to the Guest Services Counter and demanded what was rightfully ours: two pairs of gloriously old-fashioned cardboard glasses with blue and red cellophane lenses. Back in our seats, the screen instructed us to put our glasses on. We had worn ours up the escalator and into the theater. Suddenly, the landscape morphed into a grid, Tron-like and perfect. For the next 40 minutes, minus a quick nip to the smoking balcony, we were immersed in a genuinely vintage 3D world. It worked as well as could be possibly hoped. Objects shot out of the frame, characters progressed with no other motivation than that it might look cool.

And it did. A senseless feast for the eyes unfurled in a picaresque series of spectacles. The plot was occasionally stirred by a suitably bizarro b-movie villain played with Jerry Lewis aplomb by the impossible-to-take-seriously-ever-again Sylvester Stallone. In 10 years (or even 10 months), this could be a serious midnight classic, assuming theater owners have enough ingenuity to track down (or make) a crate or two 3D glasses. So, the little kid and Grandpa saved the universe or something and it went back to plain ol' two dimensions, and we split.

Falling plum into the middle of a movie can be disconcerting. At first, one clutches desperately to the dialogue, trying to figure out who is who, what they're doing, and why they're doing it. After doing it two or three times in a row, plots became irrelevant. Other details took on new importance. Dialogue and acting could be taken objectively on their own immediate merits as performances. Messages could be found, y'understand? Any film could be turned into a Rocky Horror-style gimmick-fest with cues and whistles.

I looked for triggers for us to leave: a parrot escaping in a cage in Winged Migration, the end of a montage sequence in Freaky Friday, which we checked out after Spy Kids. Montages kick ass, instantly understandable dumb shows that rarely fail to express cinematic momentum, regardless of the quality of the movies they're nestled in.

Gigli was the final stop for the evening. A guard hovered by the door of the theater, though made no attempt to stop us, despite the fact that we still wore our 3D glasses. Though it was supposedly legendary in its terribleness, Gigli didn't seem all too bad -- or, at least, no more horrible than a random 10 minutes out of Freaky Friday. There was Ben Affleck, and Jennifer Lopez, and a retarded kid, and Ben Affleck sticking a syringe in his character's mother's thong-dipped ass. What's so bad about that, eh?

It still looked way cooler with 3D glasses on, though, red and blue hues swirling the film to Stan Brakhage-like abstraction. The guard stood by the door. "What if he doesn't let us leave?" my friend hissed as J-Lo launched into a display of histrionics.

"You got a problem with the retarded kid?" I asked her. "Are you insensitive?"

Apparently, the guard was, because he soon left. And so did we.

June 27, 2007

some recent articles

Album reviews:
The Mix-Up - The Beastie Boys (Relix)
The Complete Rich-R-Tone 78s - The Stanley Brothers (from Paste #16)
Indie-Weirdo Round-Up, featuring: Dandelion Gum by Black Moth Super Rainbow, While My Guitar Violently Bleeds by Sir Richard Bishop, Mirrors by Battles, Corona: Tokyo Realization by Jim O'Rourke, and Spider Smile by Tarwater (JamBands.com)

Track reviews:
"Melody Day" - Caribou (with interview) (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Wave Backwards to Massachusetts" - Hallelujah the Hills

Columns and misc.:
BRAIN TUBA: Friends & Other Hippie Pap (JamBands.com)
"Summer Salt" demo
"Meet the Mets" cover

In print:
Paste #33 (Can Rock Save the World? cover): feature on Ghosts of Cité Soleil director Asger Leth, film review of Death at a Funeral
July Relix (Page McConnell cover): album reviews of the Beastie Boys, Praxis, Buffalo Tom; book review of Dub: Soundscapes & Shattered Songs in Jamaican Reggae)

May 24, 2007

some recent articles

Features:
"More A Semiotician Than A Guitarist: Marc Ribot Goes to Jail" (JamBands.com)
"Trey Anastasio's Empty House" (wunderkammern27.com)

Album reviews:
Mago - Billy Martin and John Medeski (Relix)
Gilberto Gil - Gilberto Gil (JamBands.com)

Book review:
Third Coast: OutKast, Timbaland, and How Hip-Hop Became A Southern Thing - Roni Sarig (Paste)

Track review:
"2..." - Lorkakar (PaperThinWalls.com)

Column:
BRAIN TUBA: Devil's Advocacy (JamBands.com)

Only in print:
June Relix (Jeff Tweedy cover): feature on Europe '72, album reviews of Wilco, Billy Martin and John Medeski, Soul Sides, and Michael Barry; book review of John Peel.
Paste #32 (Parker Posey cover): feature interview with Haruki Murakami; film review of Crazy Love.

May 15, 2007

trey anastasio's empty house (greatest misses #7)

"Empty House" - Trey Anastasio (download) (buy)

What with Trey Anastasio beginning his court-ordered dry-out, it seems a fine time to post a profile I wrote for RS.com last summer that got killed when RS instead ran an Austin Scaggs Q&A where Trey admitted to freebasing and, er, listening to Neutral Milk Hotel.

Also, "Empty House," while not a terribly original sentiment, is one of the few cuts from last year's Bar 17 that (I think) is unequivocally rather good, a solid Paul Simon-like ballad in a sea of acoustic tripe.

Empty House
by Jesse Jarnow

Trey Anastasio could be having a nervous breakdown. Either that, or everything is just really funny. Anastasio laughs a lot.

The 42-year old ex-Phish guitarist laughs about the label he has just started, Rubber Jungle, which released his own Bar 17 in early October, and how he found the term on a website for hot air balloon enthusiasts. He laughs about touring with yet another version of his solo band, as he will for most of this autumn. He laughs about how the album's two year creation was one of great catharsis, so much so that he's not even sure if the songs are good or not.

And he laughs when asked about the decidedly dark tenor of the recording, which features titles like "Let Me Lie," "What's Done," and -- during one particularly uplifting stretch -- "Empty House," "Gloomy Sky," and "Shadow."

"Did you ever see Mighty Wind?" Anastasio asks. "When Mitch and Mickey break up, [Eugene Levy's Mitch] puts out those three albums?" While Bar 17 isn't exactly Songs From A Dark Place or Cry For Help, the comparison isn't unwarranted.

Begun during the disintegration of Phish in 2004, and temporarily shelved for the buoyant summer-pop of 2005's Shine, Bar 17 is part expansive modern rock and part mid-life crisis. Elaborate big band breakdowns ("Cincinnati"), playful orchestral epics ("Goodbye Head"), and earnest horn-driven head-bobbers ("Mud City") are liberally distributed, but so are a half-dozen acoustic numbers with exquisitely representative titles.

As the veteran Vermont jamband closed up shop, Anastasio fled Burlington, first for Atlanta, where he recorded Shine (working title nixed by then-label Columbia: A Circular Dive), and then Brooklyn, where he decamped at collaborator Bryce Goggin's Trout Studios.

"Everything is good now," says Anastasio, who is again spending time in Vermont, and recently toured with ex-Phishmate Mike Gordon. "But for a year there, it was hard to see clearly, not to mention the fact that I was such a wreck, to top it all off. Probably virtually everybody else I knew was waking up from six years of raging, or ten, all at the same time."

"It was some shit to go through. It becomes cathartic to write this stuff, and there's no value judgment about whether you're writing good music or bad music. You're writing just to clear your head."

Following the souring of Anastasio's relationship with Columbia -- which included both Sony's digital rights management debacle and Shine's poor reception by Phishheads -- Anastasio spent his time on Bar 17. Anastasio clearly enjoys company with his catharsis. Either that, or he just hates being alone. "I really like collaborating," he says. "It doesn't make any difference if they're a musician or not."

In fact, one common trait of the scattered sessions that produced Bar 17 was their spontaneity. Even when jamming with world-class instrumentalists, the work was sudden, such as when Anastasio and Goggin roused Phish bassist Mike Gordon and indie-jam upstarts the Benevento Russo Duo late one Brooklyn night. For the man who piloted the country's foremost jamband for two decades, this should come as no surprise.

Non-musicians included Anastasio's 10-year old daughter Eliza (lyricist on "Goodbye Head"), and a sailboat captain named Kevin Hoffman (who was unaware Anastasio was demoing "A Case of Ice and Snow" into his cell phone at two in the morning in a St. Martin hotel room).

Anastasio says he is fond of the "fly-by-night" approach. And though Phish were known for their improvisation, Anastasio often describes how hard it was to maneuver them as their popularity grew. It is likely not coincidental that he describes the quick writing and recording of 2005's Shine as "reactionary."

"In 1996, we were already talking about how huge the scene had become, and the sense of entitlement around Phish. It's virtually impossible not to get sucked up into it yourself. I'm completely guilty of that. It never stopped. It just kept going and going and going. Same old story.

Anastasio grows philosophical. "You're surrounded by people who have an interest, everybody has an interest, and you lose yourself. Any kind of art is an attempt to point at something bigger than human beings. That's what art is. It's always a failure, it's destined to fail, all art. But sometimes people can point a little bit, and sometimes people can get a glimpse of something beyond humans. But if you start celebrating the human who's doing it, you have a problem, 'cause it's not supposed to be about the person."

He sighs again. "It just got so big, so many people, so much money, so many expectations, that we just lost our bearings."

Part of Anastasio's attempt to regain his footing has been a return to one of his first loves: composition. Though Phish started partially as an outlet for Anastasio's fugues and mini-musicals, they rapidly evolved into their own beast. After releasing Seis de Mayo in 2004, a collection of string quartets, Dixieland fantasias, and bursting prog-rock, Anastasio met Don Hart while preparing for a Bonnaroo performance with the Nashville Chamber Orchestra.

"Before I started [Bar 17]," Anastasio remembers, "we started having lunch in New York City, and talking about ways we could integrate the string thing, into the rock music I do, improvised music. He did the arrangements on this album, and he did a great job.

"Sometimes, it sounds like the strings are riffing off the guitar solo, and sometimes it sounds like the guitar solo is riffing off the strings," Anastasio says, describing the construction of "Shadow." "We spent a lot of time talking about how to accomplish that. I like the sound and I like the emotion it can bring, but it can get real cheesy, if you're not careful. Whoa, here comes the orchestra!" Anastasio laughs again.

May 1, 2007

some recent articles

Book review:
Tearing Down the Wall of Sound - Mick Brown
He's A Rebel - Mark Ribowsky
Inside the Music of Brian Wilson - Philip Lambert (London Times)

Track reviews:
"Open Your Heart" - Lavender Diamond (PaperThinWalls.com)
"The Pushers" - Wooden Wand (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Omstart" - Cornelius (PaperThinWalls.com)
"The Crystal Cat" - Dan Deacon (PaperThinWalls.com)

Album reviews:
The Search - Son Volt (Paste)
Headphones Jam - Phish (Relix)
Page McConnell - Page McConnell (JB.com)

Film review:
Venus

Columns:
BRAIN TUBA: Department of Ombudsmanship
BRAIN TUBA: The Gentrification Tax (A Reasonable Proposal)

Songs:
(accompanying my lovely buildingmate in her 365Songbird Project, my contribution in parentheses)
"My Personal Genius" (guitar)
"The Tambourine Takes Soul" (bass)
"Kevin Federline is a Douchebag" (bass/vocals)
"Jesse's Eye" (bass/inspirado)

Only in print:
o April/May Relix (album art cover): mini-essay on the future of album art; album reviews of Phish, Tin Hat, and Kieran Hebden and Steve Reid; book reviews of Billy Martin's Riddim and Mitch Myers' Boy Who Cried Freebird. All typos added by Relix staffers, for your convenience.
o Paste #30 (Modest Mouse cover): film review of First Snow, DVD review of the Decemberists.
o Paste #31 (Hold Steady cover): album review of Patti Smith, book review of Roni Sarig's Third Coast, film review of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie For Theaters.

April 16, 2007

my exciting weekend

o Got a book review about Phil Spector and Brian Wilson published in the London Times.

o Got called out by Wooden Wand over a review of his song, "The Pushers." (My response is below his.)

o Accidentally got my eyelids stuck behind my eyeball, then made up a punk song about it with my buildingmates. I play bass and shout "1, 2, 3, 4." (Via my lovely neighbor's 365songbird project.)

March 1, 2007

sonic curfew & "rats" - sonic youth

"Rats" - Sonic Youth (download here)
from Rather Ripped (2006)
released by Interscope (buy)

(file expires March 14th)

Yeah, it's gauche to cross-post, but it's pretty gauche to be reviewing for JamBands.com to begin with, so wtf. Mostly, I just wanted to enter this one into the blogologue...

NYC ROLL-TOP: Sonic Curfew

It's too bad Webster Hall is killing rock music in Manhattan, 'cause (in theory) it's kind of a cool place to see shows. "It's good to be back at the Ritz," Sonic Youth guitarist Thurston Moore cracked not long after his 26-year old band hit the stage on Friday, February 16th. Known by that name during the glitzy glitzy '80s (when Sonic Youth were making their name in dingier quarters a bit down Broadway in SoHo), the club is currently where Bowery Presents, the city's largest indie promoter, puts on their big rock shows. It's got beautiful marble floors and cool reliefs on the walls, and -- on good nights -- almost feels grand.

For Sonic Youth, it was a homecoming. Besides a night at the soon-to-be-defunct CBGB last summer, it was their first major gig in Manhattan proper in two years, and they were their usual art-punk selves: the 6'6" Moore careening around his side of the stage, bassist Kim Gordon in the middle like a displaced gallery goddess, and grey-haired Lee Ranaldo gracefully attacking his guitars like an avant-statesman. Moore addressed the entire crowd as "man." As in, "thanks for coming, man." Laconically jovial, he sounded like he was happy to be home. But what home were Sonic Youth coming back to?

It was city officials who banned smoking in bars a few years back. In one fell swoop they removed the proverbial (and fairly literal) vaseline on the lens of the rock experience, as well as a convenient mask for pot smoking, eliminating both social and ritualistic elements of live music's allure. But it was Bowery Presents who started booking major weekend shows that had to be over by 10 pm so the place could be cleared out for a dance club, even more tightly regulating the idea of a rock show. What hopes of transcendent chaos could one possibly have at that time of night?

Sonic Youth were great. They did their best. Focusing mainly on 2006's Rather Ripped, in places, they were even majestic. On Moore's "Do You Believe in Rapture," the band moved at a silken, relaxed clip. "Do you believe in sweet sensation? Do you believe in second chance?" Moore sang, almost tenderly, over the noise. "City streets so freezing cold," Ranaldo exclaimed (quite accurately) on "Rats," working from his usual fantastic formula: half-spoken poetry erupting into full-blown melody. Moore played "Or," his ode to DIY-era fanzine life, for comedy. It worked, though missed the sublimity of its closing slot on Rather Ripped.

With former Pavement bassist and touring SYer Mark Ibold playing along with Gordon, and holding it down when she took off her instrument to front the band, the quintet sounded lean, if never exactly gnarly. Beginning and ending with older numbers (1988's "Candle" and 1986's "Expressway To Yr Skull") and sprinkling a few others throughout, everything ran like a polished road show. Perhaps too tight at times, the occasionally jam-happy Sonics' improvisation was limited to one song, and only at the tail end of the final encore.

When Sonic Youth closed a show at Brooklyn's Northsix with "Expressway To Yr Skull" in 2005, it stretched for a half-hour, Gordon leaving the stage while Moore, Ranaldo, drummer Steve Shelley, and Jim O'Rourke, urged out quieter and quieter spirals of noise. That the same segment at Webster Hall was a quarter of the length, the band dutifully filing offstage at 10:07, would seem to be a result of the environment.

As I do after most Sonic Youth shows, I do believe in rapture, but almost definitely not at Webster Hall, where the dance beats start pounding up from the lower floors as the shows run to their end. Music isn't dying in New York City. After all, at least at Webster Hall, the indie crowds are just being replaced by different kinds of music fans. But, for heaven's sake, there's gotta be a better place to do it. I also believe in rapture and unpredictability being closely related. Subsequently forced to go find alternative means of chaos for my Friday night, and having plenty of time to do it, the Sonic Youth show lingers like something less than the real deal. Which is too bad. Because it probably was.

February 23, 2007

some recent articles

Features:
Klosterman Appropriation Project (Perfect Sound Forever)
Pazz and Jop Ballot, 2006
annotated 2006 top 10 (Hear/Say)

Track reviews:
"The Comet" - Tin Hat (PaperThinWalls.com)
"And You Lied To Me" - Besnard Lakes (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Must You Throw Dirt In My Face" - Charle Louvin feat. George Jones (PaperThinWalls.com)
"She's A Bad Girl" - Shuttah (PaperThinWalls.com)

Album reviews:
Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer - Of Montreal (Paste)
The Conch - moe. (JamBands.com)
The Amber Gatherers - Alasdair Roberts (Hear/Say)

Album reviews as fiction:
Futurismo - Kassin+2 & - Caetano Veloso (JamBands.com)
Slow Down - Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad (JamBands.com)

Live review:
Millennial Territory Orchestra at Tonic, 11 January 2007

Columns & misc.:
BRAIN TUBA: Jazz & such
BRAIN TUBA: Ye Shall Be Changed (Gimmie Indie RAWK)

Only in print:
o Paste #29 (Norah Jones cover): album review of Son Volt, film review of The Situation, DVD review of Bob Dylan
o January/February Hear/Say (Gnarls Barkley cover): album review of Charlie Louvin

January 23, 2007

recent articles

Features:
"Making 'History' With Nicholas Hytner" (profile of History Boys director, from Paste #27)
"America On-Line" (wunderkammern27.com, a trip to see the Dave Matthews Band in Central Park)
"Engine 27's Rational Amusements" (wunderkammern27.com, feature on the defunct NYC sound art gallery)
Jackin' Pop Ballot & Comments, 2006

Song reviews:
"Suffer For Fashion" - Of Montreal (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Freckle Wars" - Ecstatic Sunshine (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Caledonia" - Ghost (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Welcome To My Room" - Vietnam (PaperThinWalls.com)
"Tas Var Kopek Yok - Bunalim (PaperThinWalls.com)
"The End" - David and the Citizens (PaperThinWalls.com)

Album reviews:
Stages 2 - v/a (JamBands.com)
Love - The Beatles (JamBands.com)
We All Belong - Dr. Dog (Relix)

Live reviews:
Joanna Newsom at Webster Hall, 13 November 2006
Tenacious D at Madison Square Garden, 1 December 2006

Columns and misc.:
BRAIN TUBA: Gratuitous Post-Jamboree #4

Only in print:
o February/March Relix (Lucinda Williams cover): album reviews of Dr. Dog, What's Happening in Pernambuco compilation, and Ghost; book reviews of Best Music Writing 2006 and Show I'll Never Forget anthologies; DVD review of Nirvana.
o Paste #28 (The Shins cover): album review of Of Montreal; film reviews of An Unreasonable Man and Venus.
o Signal To Noise #44 (Comets on Fire cover): album reviews of The Diminisher, Icy Demons, A Hawk and a Hacksaw, and Jean-Claude Vannier.

January 17, 2007

america on-line (greatest misses #5) & "brokedown palace" - the grateful dead

"Brokedown Palace" - the Grateful Dead (download here)
recorded 11 April 1972
Newcastle City Hall, Newcastle, UK
from Steppin' Out with the Grateful Dead (2002)
released by Grateful Dead Records (buy)

(file expires January 24th)

It's hard to find an excuse to publish a two-and-a-half year-old review of a show by a band I don't like very much. But I'm going to, anyway, because it involved a pleasantly bizarre excursion to Central Park, and this thing has stewed on my harddrive for way too long. At one point, it was supposed to have run in the Interboro Rock Tribune, though -- if it did -- I sure never saw a copy.

And "Brokedown Palace"? Well, why not? Consider it a spoonful of honey for all the theorizing about Dave Matthews. Or maybe it's just honey because honey is fucking delicious. Anyway, I came across this version tonight, recorded in Newcastle on April 11th, 1972, and I love it. For some reason, I can't remember ever hearing a version from '72 (or '73 or '74, my fave Dead period), though DeadBase swears there are plenty. Except for the high harmonies near the end, it's all so perfectly assured, maybe even more than the American Beauty rendition, especially Garcia's monstrously concise solo.

***
America On Line
by Jesse Jarnow

When guitarist Warren Haynes took the stage with the Dave Matthews Band during their massive free concert at Central Park on September 24th, few cheered. That was to be expected. Though Haynes is revered in some quarters as the ever-active guitarist for the Allman Brothers Band, Gov't Mule, and Grateful Dead bassist Phil Lesh's eponymous quintet, he's mostly unknown in the mainstream.

After dueting with Matthews on a rendition of Neil Young's "Cortez The Killer," Haynes ripped into a soaring solo. It was typical Big Rock fare, Haynes's fingers flying impassioned up the fretboard in a show of bluesy virtuosity, face scrunched in anguish and splayed across the nine jumbo screens to underscore the point. The solo blew to a volcanic climax, the tension released from Haynes's body, and he stepped back.

And, again, few cheered.

This raises some questions. Likely, it wasn't a show of displeasure. Nobody was booing, nor were people offering up any particular show of criticism. And it wasn't abject boredom. Around me, on the fringe of the crowd, people seemed to be having a grand evening under the stars, laughing and smiling in all directions. So, what was it? Why hadn't that old reliable, the Big Solo, ignited them?

On the surface, the Dave Matthews Band appear to have inherited the stadium rock mantle once held by bands like Led Zeppelin and, more recently, U2: an old-fashioned rock outfit (give or take) capable of creating best-selling records and filling impossibly large halls wherever they choose to roam. But, as the crowd's reaction to Haynes indicated, perhaps not all is what it seems.

Beneath the same ol', same ol' exterior of the rock concert as suburban coming of age ritual, the practices of young concertgoers have subtly mutated. To say that they are having shallower experiences at the shows they attend because, say, their experiences are apparently non-musical is to miss the point. They're still having a good time and they're still, like it or not, coming of age. So, what is it that they latch onto?

***
Given the truly epic surreality of the event, from its conception to is execution - light years removed from the uncomplicated cause-and-effect of liking a band, hearing about their show, buying a ticket, and going (and even further from the vaunted free concerts of yore) - it's right boggling to conceive of the AOL Concert For Schools as a teenager's first rock show. Rock concerts have always been theaters of the absurd, but the dramatis personae seem to be changing of late. In Manhattan, anyway, ads had plastered subways and buses for several weeks. Typical copy depicted a picture of a row of school desks, the AOL running man logo branded onto the corner of each (a frightening thought), and the caption "Life needs a music lesson."

Waiting on line, the acquisition of tickets seemed to be the most popular topic of discussion. Officially, they had been distributed for free via white AOL vans that parked at various Manhattan street corners throughout the week. But, being free and pretty much indiscriminately passed out - in a relatively mysterious way, at that, some seemingly arbitrarily, some after participating in contests - they quickly fell into other hands. We heard tales of a temporary black market that had sprung up to accommodate the distribution of tickets, funneling them out to the suburbs via EBay and co-workers and friends of friends with favors to call, sometimes free, but mostly not.

The line coiled through the park, a human Great Wall of China drudging in slow motion through Frederick Law Olmstead's Arcadian landscaping, disappearing into the greenery at one end, stretching out onto Central Park's bordering avenues on the other. On the east side, we had followed it south from the park's entrance at 72nd Street with no end in sight, as Jon looked for somebody to bestow his spare ticket on.

A kid overheard us. "Do you have an extra?" he asked, with a slight accent.

"Maybe," Jon replied

"Ya, I came from Germany," he said.

"Oh yeah?" I replied, glancing at his Ithaca College hoodie.

"Ya," he confirmed. "I'm from Munich."

"Okay, you got it," Jon said.

"Oh, danke!" Munich Boy grinned, and scurried off, ducking under a barricade and cutting into the line.

"Do you ever get the impression that the way these kids act on line might be a good metaphor for the way they'll turn out later in life?" I asked Jon.

He paused. "Nah, that's stupid."

We pressed onward. Near 70th Street, past a row of port-o-lets, the line suddenly changed directions, as if we had passed the equator.

"The line doubles back somewhere down there," a girl groused.

"This sucks, I wanna go home," a nearby cop grumbled. "I could be in class right now."

"Down there" was 65th Street, just north of the Central Park Zoo. "Screw this," Jon announced, and turned into the park, following the sidewalk along the thru-road. A hundred yards into the park, we hopped the small stone wall, climbed a grassy embankment, and looked down on the line, which we could see in the distance. We could see dozens of other dissidents, looking for alternate paths into the concert. I wondered how many of them were first-time concertgoers.

We cursed Munich Boy as we clamored through the underbrush after the hillside we were following suddenly dropped away. We roamed the Ramble, occasionally catching sight of the line. It was a lovely evening for a stroll, and we wandered up paths and down stairs and past the pond and the gondolas and rowboats peacefully adrift. At the Boathouse, men in white linen suits dined, seemingly unaware of the horde of teenagers milling on the other side of the treeline.

We slipped into line. "Hey, good idea, man!" a guy said, unbothered by the fact that we were blatantly cutting in.

"How long have you been here?" I asked a girl next to us.

"Five hours," she replied.

"Man, I got here three hours ago," said a kid standing next to her.

"Really?" said somebody else. "We walked up, like 45 minutes ago. Didn't even cut."

The line had broken down their sense of time, it seemed. Mine, too. I have no recollection of how long we were there. People talked. Besides how they got their tickets, they rarely spoke about the band they were there to see (unheard of at show by Phish or the Grateful Dead, two bands the DMB is frequently lumped with). They didn't even speak with particular frequency about other bands, but mostly about movies or television shows.

While this might not seem worth remarking on at first, it seems some indication of the way the Dave Matthews Band (and, thus, the rock concert as an entity) might now be viewed by young fans: music as something undifferentiated from other pop culture mediums, as opposed to an autonomous experience that exists outside of the mainstream of American life. In other words: rock not as rebellion at all, but as a completely sanctioned experience. Though this has probably been the norm for some time, the concert form has seemingly transformed around this ideal.

We passed a row of ticket takers, a pile of confiscated lawn chairs and blankets (for a day in the park, at that), a thoroughly crouch-mauling patdown (hands placed and suddenly jerked UP), and a bag search (though, officially, they weren't allowing bags in at all; terror, etc.). Though our tickets had been ripped, and word had come that the show had started, we still couldn't hear any music. Abruptly, two girls in front of us shrieked, charged up a small hill in the vague direction of the concert field, and disappeared into the woods. There was a rustling, then silence.

***
The lush green of the Great Lawn sprawled before us, the stately regency of Belvedere Castle and the midtown skyline at our back. The music ricocheted between speaker towers in an echoed maze, bearing strange sonic resemblance to an avant-garde multi-channel sound installation. Six giant screens stood in V-formation, pointing towards the distant stage, which was adorned by its own screen. Though the field was half-empty (presumably, most were still on line), clumps of people gathered around each of the screens.

Each was mounted on an elaborate scaffolding which also included several banks of lights, and a smoke machine. The former flashed constantly, moreless indiscriminately (which didn't matter, since the images were hardly synched with the music coming from the speakers). The latter, positioned below the screen, jetted smoke straight upward, thanks to industrial fans just beneath the chute. The lights and the smoke both came between one's sightline and the broadcast images, which simultaneously drew the eye in and created the impression that one was, indeed, watching something real at the center. Crowds sat cross-legged at the bases of the scaffolding, goggling upwards.

A camera mounted on a crane swept over the crowd. Another camera stood on a smaller scaffolding that rose from the midst of the throng. With the exception of a few songs in the middle of the band's set, the operator trained the camera away from the stage for the entire night, presumably for the DVD of the concert, already set to be released on November 4th. There was no shortage of striking images. A girl holding a bouquet of heart-shaped balloons of silver mylar wandered by, the balloons momentarily framed by smoke billowing from the screen.

Instead of the usual between song pandemonium, the air vacuumed to near silence after a brief smattering of applause. Despite this, the music was not an unimportant part of the event. There was dancing, though it was frequently directed at each other in clusters, like a school dance, as opposed to at the stage. There were singalongs, though only at preset moments, as opposed to when the mood struck. There were giddy screams when favorite songs were played, though they were usually followed by cell phone calls, as opposed to intent listening.

So, why is the Dave Matthews Band the premier party band of the early 21st century? Surely, part of their appeal is in their Joe Rockband quality. Matthews is, as Rolling Stone's David Fricke called him, "the ultimate Everyman." Their music maps to that description, too. Despite several long instrumental excursions, there was little extreme about the band's performance. They played at comfortable tempos with no distortion. All of this accounts for the band's accessibility, for the college following that was Matthews' bread and butter in earlier years, but doesn't explain why listeners seem to be applying different standards to Matthews' music than previous generations.

Or does it?

Despite its size, despite the screens, the show in Central Park was as close to a non-spectacle as one could get at that magnitude. When soloing, bandmembers would make a point of stepping close to each other and making eye contact. Again, it was an old rock trick (e.g. Robert Plant drawing the crowd's attention to Jimmy Page by moving near and watching him solo), but effective. But, when Plant looked at Page, he frequently did so with awe, putting the guitarist on a pedestal for the audience by temporarily playing low status.

By contrast, the Dave Matthews Band's gestures were far more humble. By design or happenstance, each revealed the band as six men playing music in real time. In an age where jump cuts are the norm and linear performances are practically unknown in popular culture, that can be powerful good. It is well possible that the Dave Matthews Band appeals for the same reason that country music suddenly found itself in vogue in the late '60s. There is not so much an authenticity to the Dave Matthews Band as there is an undiluted simplicity -- which is a helluva thing to say about a rock and roll band playing music in front of an estimated 100,000 people at a concert sponsored by one of the biggest corporations in the world.

In this case, it's not what the guitars are doing, but that there are even guitars at all. Through all, Matthews inspires a certain comfort level. And, hey, as an audience member, that feels great. It is precisely because the rock concert has become such an ingrained ritual that the Dave Matthews Band thrives: simply, at a Dave Matthews Band show, one doesn't have to behave like he's at a rock concert.

There are no pretensions of revelation, no high art or inflatable pigs, not even any obvious attempts to get the crowd riled up. Nobody was beat over the head being told that they were having the time of his or her life. Is that rebellion? Maybe so, maybe not. It's definitely a "to each his own trip" philosophy, minus the drugs and writ large. Like every Everyman, Dave Matthews is a blank slate. Life needs blank slates.

Around us, boys approached girls awkwardly, smoking the second or third cigarettes of their lives, as the new template for a rock show burned itself into their heads. They had meaningful experiences.

"This is the place to be!" a guy in a turquoise Alligator shirt bellowed as he stumbled by. "These guys are the bomb, right?"

A moment later, he held his head and staggered towards the scaffolding, where he vomited. He removed his shirt, revealing a lacrosse uniform, wiped his mouth, and lurched back into the crowd.

January 2, 2007

engine 27's rational amusements (greatest misses #4)

Happy 2007. Still recovering from various reveleries, but here is another Greatest Miss: a brief item circa November 2002 for a now-defunct (I suspect) NYC freebie paper whose name I don't recall about the sound art gallery, Engine 27. I picked up copies for a few months after I submitted it, but never saw it in print and never heard back from the editor. I was a little premature in calling Engine 27 firmly established, it seems, but so it goes. Diapason is still kicking.

Engine 27's Rational Amusements
by Jesse Jarnow

Lower Manhattan has long been rife with the so-called rational amusements: scientific dream factories like PT Barnum's American Museum where exotic worlds might be conjured. And where Barnum displayed the curios of destinations fantastic, Jack Weisberg's Engine 27 multi-channel sound gallery allows visitors to walk through jungle darkness, strange symphonies erupting from every corner. Housed in a decommissioned TriBeCa firehouse, the space open to the public is little more than a long, dark room adorned by 16 custom-built speakers. Below the floor, though, mind-bending technology hums and directs sound, creating what managing director Eric Rosenzveig calls a "physical three-dimensional landscape."

Multi-channel sound-as-art has existed at least since Iannis Xenakis and Le Corbousier's 1958 Brussels World's Fair collaboration with Edgar Varése, but the form seems to have blossomed in the past two years, with the firm establishment of not only Engine 27 and Michael Schumacher's midtown Diapason Gallery, but a nod from the Whitney, who included a sound room in their most recent biennial. "I think [one of] the primary directions in music in the past 10 years has involved breaking open the stereo field," says Rosenzveig, who thinks "all music can work well in a multi-channel environment, if the artist is interested in addressing [one]."

Electronic musician Tetsu Inoue, who had never created for multi-channel before, sculpted the rich Active Dot (for 16 lines). Though he admitted having trouble adjusting to the new spatial palette, he claims that after his residency, "CD format is kind of boring, very timeline based." Engine 27's first batch of artists-in-residence, a "Noah's Ark" of 30 composers combining invited guests and open-call applicants, tried to sample a multitude of aesthetics. As highfalutin as the specifics of Engine 27 are, the results played like rotating weekly features at one of William Gibson's futuristic stim-parlors: magical, and all for a fair buck.

November 29, 2006

some recent articles

Song reviews:
"Wind on the Mountain II" - A Taste of Ra (PaperThinWalls.com)
"If You Rescue Me" - Gael Garcia Bael & co.
"Minute By Minute" - Girl Talk
"Naomi" - Neutral Milk Hotel (Joe Beats remix)
"Wizard's Sleeve" - Yo La Tengo
"Alice's Restaurant" - Arlo Guthrie

Album reviews:
Eisenhower - The Slip (JamBands.com)
Meek Warrior - Akron/Family (JamBands.com)
Modern Times - Bob Dylan (Relix)
Out Louder - Medeski, Scofield, Martin, and Wood (Relix)
The Eraser - Thom Yorke (Relix)
Colorado '88 - Phish (Relix)
Live in Brooklyn - Phish (Relix)

Live reviews: